By steven d keeler | Aug 25, 2014
Source: SNL / NBC

Edmonds eco facists, here's your "settled science" ... EXCUSES NOW, why your catastrophic global warming has stopped ! —  

1) Low solar activity
2) Oceans ate the global warming
3) Chinese coal use
4) Montreal Protocol
5) What ‘pause’ ?
6) Volcanic aerosols
7) Stratospheric Water Vapor
8) Faster Pacific trade winds
9) Stadium Waves
10) ‘Coincidence !’
11) Pine aerosols
12) It's "not so unusual" and "no more than natural variability"
13) "Scientists looking at the wrong 'lousy' data"
14) Cold nights getting colder in Northern Hemisphere
15) We forgot to cherry-pick models in tune with natural variability
16) Negative phase of Interdecadal Pacific Oscillation
17) AMOC ocean oscillation
18) "Global brightening" has stopped
19) "A historical media"
20) "It's the hottest decade ever" , with Decadal averages used to hide the 'pause'
21) Few El Ninos since 1999
22) Temperature variations fall "roughly in the middle of the AR4 model results"
23) "Not scientifically relevant"
24) The wrong type of El Ninos
25) Slower trade winds
26) The climate is less sensitive to CO2 than previously thought
27) PDO and AMO natural cycles
28) ENSO
29) Solar cycle driven ocean temperature variations
30) Warming Atlantic caused cooling Pacific
31) "Experts simply do not know, and bad luck is one reason"
32) IPCC climate models are too complex, natural variability more important
33) NAO & PDO
34) Solar cycles
35) Scientists forgot "to look at our models and observations and ask questions"
36) The models really do explain the "pause"
37) As soon as the sun, the weather and volcanoes – all natural factors – allow, the world will start warming again. Who knew ?
38) Trenberth's "missing heat" is hiding in the Atlantic, not Pacific as Trenberth claimed
39) "Slowdown" due to "a delayed rebound effect from 1991 Mount Pinatubo aerosols and deep prolonged solar minimum"


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