And the winners are ... | Letter

Jan 07, 2016

Editor, The Beacon:

Please assist me in giving out the Dog Doo Dolt award for Dec. 29. It goes to you, dog owner, on Dec. 29 about 8:30 a.m., on the sidewalk in front of the wall by the Cafe Louvre on Fifth Avenue S.

The mess you left gave many shoes, from many grieving people, the opportunity tell the world how dopey and inconsiderate you are.

I found a city worker who took charge of the spots, and it was cleaned up by 10:30 a.m. Thank you, sir.

Another award goes to this dolt, the Golden Stinker Drunk award for breaking a bottle, leaving it in the gutter, and sending shards around the street.

Kudos to another city worker who cleaned it up. A lot of barefooted humans and doggie paws appreciate your kindness.

My granddog, Emma, is visiting, and I am busy taking care of her needs. Please become an adult (rather than a dolt), and take your responsibilities seriously by cleaning up.

Our town's health and respect is worth your care taking.



Frannie Cohen,



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