Menacing Indonesia's 'Mountain of Spirits' erupts .
Latest Excuse for Pause in Global warming - wait for it ... —
Eruption sets Edmonds city council into crisis mode - current WA governor is loath to acknowledge all this natural CO2 - orders state department of ecology to enact study to hide the benefits of more plant food for Earth.
Local watermelons are furious, plan to protest as soon as someone can find "dust" along ANY railroad tracks. Current mayor alerts climate advisory committee to be on 24 hr readiness to take travel junket to Indonesia - denies wasting tax dollars.